Ugh, I dreamt that Talia al Ghul was detroying China. Storm and Kitty Pryde took her on, and there was an epic chase-fight in a mansion in Japan and I had a spy suit that talked to me in Casey Kasem's voice, which was a little weird, but I couldn't get anyone to exchange Canadian, American, or Chinese money to Japanese and my ex-wife (who only ( Read more... )

One of these days I will write a fic where (because the Thawne who cloned Thad from Bart added a little of his own DNA to make him, I dunno, Thawneier) Bart says to Inertia,

"Wow, you're even more inbred than I am."

Which is totally true, and I mean, Bart's family tree already loops back on itself ( Read more... )

The more I read, the more I hate Cassie Sandsmark.

Okay, so, I know I said I didn't watch the first episode of Young Justice, but a little while after I posted that I discovered an undeleted copy on my netbook and figured, what the hell, might as well skip through until I at least see Superboy.

poisonivory was right, that's not Kon ( Read more... )

So I finally get around to watching the first episode of Young Justice.

I made it 6 minutes and 16 seconds before I gave up.

Seriously, what is it with cartoons about superheroes these days that they all have to begin on an extremely negative vibe? Legion of Superheroes turned me off the same way.

Damn it, I didn't even get to see Kon.

SO! During One Year Later (the DC event), early on, Tai and I counted all the different Nightwings running around. There were at least 4 distinct individuals doing mututally exclusive things. One of them turned out to be Jason Todd, but as for the others...

TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

*roflmaoshih*

On the ride to work, an Elton John song inspired me to write a Legion fanfic, which got me thinking about Titans, and now I have a theory about what's going on in Robin ( Read more... )